But I never thought I'd see this:
Do you see that? It's how people find my blog - what search terms lead to my blog, at some point in the Google rabbit hole. Do you see what is at the top?
BBW mom.
BBW means 'big beautiful woman' - it's a term used in personal ads mostly to convey 'a sexy fat chick' according to Urban Dictionary, which I do NOT recommend reading at leisure unless you want to scour your brain with bleach afterwards.
I have briefly considered using this revelation to redefine my blogging attempts: new year, new look! I will now be the big beautiful mom blogger! I will post lots of pictures of myself in stylish outfits, showing how to be gorgeous and sexy at any size, while having any amount, or age of, child. I will find out how to pose against edgy backgrounds like train yards or brick alley ways, often looking wryly amused or hipster-thoughtful.
This image is quickly dashed by the realization of my bank account (small) and the current state of my closet (more practically than fashionable) - and the fact that sometimes I forget to shower for frighteningly long periods of time (when it's cold, what's the point really?).
So thank you, dear Googler, for coming to this page looking for, um, inspiration? A new muse? Or something more nefarious. But I'm pretty sure, you just won't find that here.
Merry Christmas Eve!
Too funny! The search terms that lead to my blog are sometimes a hoot, too. Merry Christmas Martha!
ReplyDeleteHa...that's funny. I don't really have too many funny search terms that find me. Most people either search for my name (One Catholic Mama) or the best gluten free lemon bars or some variation thereof.. That recipe is my most popular post ever! Oh but someone did find me by seraching for "ouchie broke my toe". Hope they found what they were looking for. LOL
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Martha!!.