Monday, May 25, 2015

Say It Again, Now

I think that's a look of terror on his face

Gentle - be gentle! Remember he's just little so - DON'T BITE THE BABY. Gentle remember geeentle. Aw, what a good big sister you are to give him kisses wait are you - DON'T BITE THE BABY.


[Repeat ad infinitum until tantrum or binge drinking, whichever comes first.]


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